Toast of Doom

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toothpast:

103312:

asperatus cloud

asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND

It’s street cleaning day Night Vale!

richard-sp8-jr:

when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison

and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year

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misereres:

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Omg

misereres:

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Omg

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saltysalmonella:

"Stop drawing Dean and Cas so feminine and gay! Gay people can’t be manly!"

is this manly enough for you

mattsmiththecosplayer

mysliceofhell:

pandicorn-e:

wafflemasteroffandoms:

daws0nanya:

gay-youtubers:

thearmada4231:

Stories that Give Me Hope.

Stories that make me cry

I’m sobbing.

what is this moisture coming from my eyes

my eyeballs are leaking

????

The last one though

Send me a colour

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red
 - I love you.
Pink
 - I think you’re cute.
Blue
 - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple
 - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender
 - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine
 - We have a lot in common.
Amber
 - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog

We

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Anonymous said: if your verses had to choose their theme songs and had to pick their favorite lyrics from each song what would they be?

dearxlisteners:

((I YELLED THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING ASK MINUS THE FACT THAT I HAVE A TON OF VERSES. I’m gonna skip my normal Cecil okay.)) Also long post is long so under a readmore.

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Reblog if you role play a male character

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ampersounds:

Dylan Marron being a huge dork, for bonesismyteddybear.
17,385 plays

You taught me the courage of stars before you left.
How light carries on endlessly, even after death.
With shortness of breath, you explained the infinite.
How rare and beautiful it is to even exist.

I couldn’t help but ask
For you to say it all again.
I tried to write it down
But I could never find a pen.
I’d give anything to hear
You say it one more time,
That the universe was made
Just to be seen by my eyes. 

With shortness of breath, I’ll explain the infinite.
How rare and beautiful it truly is that we exist.

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reblog if girls are cute and you are afraid

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9,764,939 plays

last-in-a-long-list:

maleficent-is-my-godmother:

rlyhightbh:

lukesarmpit:

camerondallas:

impalaincamelot:

spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered 

OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH

I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”

NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

The back of my head is tingling.

Amazing

Oh my god this is perfect

wow omg

I WAS ALONE IN THE DARK OUTSIDE AND I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMEONE BEHIND ME

I’ve heard this over ten times and still I get shivers as he whispers into my left ear…

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